I Matthew William Ready swear that I am not under any alien control or allegiance. I am not a part of any secret organization that hides the truth about aliens, the simulation, morality, sex, or death or any other topic.

1. I Matthew William Ready hereby found the College of Alien Studies to focus upon Non Human Theology, Epistemology, Ethics, History, Science, Technology, and Arts tid:4664 (6) (hivelink)
   
2. I Matthew William Ready was baptized and participated in Catholicism until 1995. My mother is Mary Lou Ward Ready, my grandmother Zoa Ward, great grandmother also Zoa. tid:4569 (1) (hivelink)